Random Conversations of Greatness

Have you ever considered dipping your tutor in poison? Or setting goats loose on it? That may encourage punctuality in the future.

I have considered many options, but mum does not wish to try and find a new tutor, so I am doomed to wait while she drives the streets, lost, not knowing where the house is.

Wonderful timing on WCLT by the way.

Accurate, you mean?

No, I meant it was a marvellous feat that no mortal could do, thus making it "wonderful"

What about the timing was so "wonderful"?

Ah. Back to making no sense, I see.

Of course. The only time I make sense is when I am 1) writing emails to teachers or one of seniors at school 2) not quite myself

That post made sense. But then again, because it made sense, it doesn't make sense because you said that you don't make sense but you do, and so on...

Today's gourmet meal: A plain hamburger bun with a bowl of chocolate Cheerios..............
I should not be trusted to make my own lunch....

That meal is indeed a failure of humanity.

Isn't it though? I am ashamed of my food making skills

YOU TRULY DID Not make anything.

Well, technically, no, no I didn't...

I, on the other hand, grew my very own noodles for lunch...

Congratulations

I am selling goats injected with rabies, would you like one?

Yes please, I have needed one for some time, but no one had any

We are recently out of stock, Darth Vader just bought the last thousand for his army.

Well, let me know when you get more in stock please

Certainly, loyal paying customer.

Very good, sir

A wise decision you have made in purchasing my rabid goats. Now, would you like to buy some pies?

Most definitely