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Post by Iain Sandwich on Fri Nov 06, 2015 11:50 pm

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Post by Definitely not Iain on Sat Nov 07, 2015 12:03 am

I agree. Disney should die. It is a poison unto humanity.

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Post by Iain Sandwich on Sat Nov 07, 2015 12:04 am

Why, thank you for your agreement, random person that I am not in any way affiliated with.
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Post by Definitely not Iain on Sat Nov 07, 2015 12:07 am

And thank you, kind sir. I read your very thought-provoking post on the other forum and I quite agree with your methods and message, disregarding the final sentence.

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Post by Iain Sandwich on Sat Nov 07, 2015 12:09 am

Yes, that final sentence was a relatively stupid joke to conclude such a well-thought-out paragraph. I apologize for my idiocy in including that.
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Post by Definitely not Iain on Sat Nov 07, 2015 12:12 am

Your apology is fully accepted, young lad. Now, why exactly do you want this young banana lady to reply to your post so much that you would nearly ruin such an important essay to wake up the masses to the wickedness of Disney with a stupid throwaway paradox joke?

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Post by Iain Sandwich on Sat Nov 07, 2015 12:21 am

Well, thank you for accepting my apology, fine sir, and I will explain to you the situation. You see, every week excepting the first I have given the banana something that I know it likes or that it asked to, trusting me based on my previous successes. Now, on this forum, its replies are few and far-between, and right now, it is simply a stupid conversation with a monkey snake. I wish to elevate the conversation to a higher level by communicating with someone other than the monkey snake, and the banana has definitely been teasing us by reading through all of the posts on its break times, but nearly never replying, and never with more than a few words. I have tried asking the banana, I have tried purposefully spelling a word wrong, and my last good opportunity to encourage the banana to reply was that highly informative and educational post on the evils of Disney. I still wish that the conversation may grow in number of people and in intellectual value, but I feel that I may be out of ideas. Could you possibly be of any help in getting the banana to reply to our posts in a more meaningful and long-lasting way than a few words saying that the banana has a social life and that it does not want to be a direct part of the conversation, instead choosing to observe from the background? Thank you for the assistance.
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Post by Definitely not Iain on Sat Nov 07, 2015 12:33 am

Well, first of all, allow me to thank you for confiding in me the deepest, darkest troubles of your heart, good lad. Some advice I might give in this situation would be to be less direct, and more intriguing and cryptic. This may encourage the banana to ask follow-up questions, which is leading the conversation in the right direction. I would also advise you to never again confide anything, even stupidly minute, in that monkey snake. It is below your level of intelligence, from what I can see, at least, and to associate it would bring you down from a level of associating with creatures such as bananas. As further advice, I would attempt to find out what the banana's reasoning is behind not replying. If it is truly its time, then it is a hard problem to overcome, but you may still talk during other hours. If, however, it is due to the banana's social life, then there are two ways around this: first, you could find some way to become a part of its social life, instead of trying to defeat it. This, however, may prove to be fairly difficult, even for one such as yourself, so another tactic could be to simply become in way or another more important or funny than its social life. Then the banana may spend more time on the forum, and be more open to emailing during those times, as well. Heed my advice, and you will most likely succeed, but one more important change that you must make is to not associate, at most not very much, with that monkey snake. Thank you for you time. You have been quite wise in asking for the advice of an elder to you.

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Post by Iain Sandwich on Sat Nov 07, 2015 12:46 am

Well, thank you again for your kind and supportive words, gentleman. I will attempt as best I can to heed your wise words of elderly advice, but I ma not sure if I am prepared to fully disregard the monkey snake. The monkey snake and I communicate rather well, I believe, and one time, the banana walked into the kitchen and said something, which the idiotic monkey snake heard as something along the lines of, "Where is Sandwich?" The banana responded with, "why would I be looking for that?" This quite hurt my feelings, as I would very much like to get along better with the banana than that. The banana keeps to itself much of the time, whether on this forum or at the school, and it can be hard to find the banana alone, or really in any sort of open situation. I am not fully sure if I am prepared to relinquish all ties with the monkey snake for the possibility of communicating better in the future with the banana. Despite this, when I asked in a somewhat cryptic way what it would like next week, it replied relatively promptly, although succinctly, the food for which the banana was named. Hopefully, the banana will peel open further in the future, and we may have deeper and more enlightening conversations on the subject of Disney, and many others topics. Thank you, and could you please send more advice, wise old sir?
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Post by Definitely not Iain on Sat Nov 07, 2015 12:54 am

My dear young boy, I believe that you have truthfully not presented many more dilemmas in your most recent post, despite its length. However, I believe that you ought to commit to one side or the other in this situation. The banana will very likely react similarly to its current reaction if presented with a situation that similar to its current situation. Furthermore, I believe that, in a better world, one ought to sleep on this, but given the time limitations before anyone else will see this, you ought to make a decision now. I believe that, whatever you choose, it probably will be the same as what you would choose tomorrow, or last week, or four years ago. This emailing and forum posting seems to have helped you greatly, but be warned: it may turn for the worse with one solitary post, and there will be no point in the continuation of it. This is especially true online, where everything that you say is saved forever, and one must be very wary of this. Thank you, once again, for your time, and good day!

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Post by Iain Sandwich on Sat Nov 07, 2015 12:58 am

And thank you, once again, for the advice, old man. I believe that I am able to commit to dropping my posting with the monkey snake, and hopefully this leads to the banana and I further developing conversation in this forum and elsewhere. Now, if I may, old man, ask one more question, what should be my follow-up for this with the banana? Thank you for all the late assistance.
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Post by Definitely not Iain on Sat Nov 07, 2015 1:03 am

Thank you, little boy, for once again seeking the wise council of your far elders. Going on from this point, I would allow the banana to see the wise Disney post that you have made, and then let the it choose the next course of action for itself. Hopefully for you you will have made a positive impression upon the banana, and it will reply in perhaps even a deeper way than it ever has previously. I would then allow the chocolate situation to play out as you already planned in the bus back from the rafting, and hopefully, you and the banana may grow closer over time, if enlightening conversation is truly your end goal as I believe it to be. Thank you, once more, for your time, and good luck not ending this conversation with a joke.

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Post by Iain Sandwich on Sat Nov 07, 2015 1:07 am

Thank you, a final time, for your assistance, wizening great-uncle once removed. This may have seemed agony for you and others to sit through, but hopefully, at the very least, you and the banana are still here at the end. Thank you for all your help.

Wait a minute...I never told you about where I thought of that idea, or even about rafting at all. Who are you really? Have you been spying on me?
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Post by Definitely not Iain on Sat Nov 07, 2015 1:14 am

Fine. You caught me in this not-at-all pre-thought-up concluding pointless skit. I am in fact...











































































Eliot Earlywine! I have been spying on you for 7 years now, since before you even joined ACE. I gave your father the information of this school, and then wiped his memory so that he wouldn't know how he knew it. To this day, he doesn't know. Only I do. It was me! I pretended to be a grandfatherly figure to gain your trust, and now I have you trapped in a stupid joke ending that I can't help doing to a mostly non-joking chain of posts! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now what should I do now? I didn't plan this far ahead. Oh, well. I got him to stay up way past my bedtime. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT was my master plan! You will now be tired all day tomorrow! This is stupid! I am actually tired. Good night.

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Post by Iain Sandwich on Sat Nov 07, 2015 1:17 am

Well, the joke is on you, Elliot Earlywine, because you still gave me support about my thoughts on Disney and the situation with the banana not replying. Thanks, Villain! I will now do everything that you, the villain, advised me to do, with absolutely no negative repercussions! Good night. I hope this changes something other than my sleep schedule.
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Post by Cpt. Darth Loki on Sat Nov 07, 2015 9:07 am

And the award for the weirdest thing I've ever seen goes to Iain Sandwich and Definitely Not Iain
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Post by Iain Sandwich on Sat Nov 07, 2015 9:54 am

How can this possibly be the weirdest thing you have ever seen? Oh wait, I am not associating with the monkey snake.
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Post by Iain Sandwich on Sat Nov 07, 2015 10:15 am

It even went on here since I posted all of that and didn't say anything. That banana is a tough nut to crack...
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Post by Cpt. Darth Loki on Sat Nov 07, 2015 10:16 am

Aren't bananas berries?
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Post by Iain Sandwich on Sat Nov 07, 2015 10:18 am

If I may, evil, advicing-giving baby, what ought I do in relation to talking in a gollum voice?
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Post by Cpt. Darth Loki on Sat Nov 07, 2015 10:20 am

Well now I am concerned
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Post by Definitely not Iain on Sat Nov 07, 2015 10:20 am

You should ask the banana what it finds funny very awkwardly, and specifically ask if that contains gollum voices.

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Post by Iain Sandwich on Sat Nov 07, 2015 10:22 am

OK...Banana, um, I was just, um, wondering...uh...what you, like, found kinda funny? Specifically, uh...like...smeagol and gollum...voices?
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Post by Iain Sandwich on Sat Nov 07, 2015 10:24 am

Hey, wait, you're in the banana's house, aren't you? What is it doing right now and when will it look at these forum posts?
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Post by Definitely not Iain on Sat Nov 07, 2015 10:27 am

Currently, the banana is dancing around the house singing about its hatred of sandwiches.

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