Disney Haters

I pretend to be sane when I need to, geez, you must think I really am completely and totally braindead yet psychotic

If you think copy and pasting Gabe's email into Definitely not Iain's "humor" box is going to convince anyone, you are mistaken.

Oh, but I did not do that. It was Gabe.

This is true.

How on earth did you ever convince Gabe to get on here? How. On. Earth?!?

You will never know...He has proven himself weirder than you.

I wasn't aware I was supposed to compete for weirdness.

Oh, but you must...

Oh really? And who says so, Sandwich?

Because if you don't, you will be unwanted by weirdos like Gabe, Grace, me, and arguably Cedar and Eve, and mature people like Bradyn, Andrew, Cameron, Kathryn, Timothy, and Alayna, and be stuck it in the middle with Destaney.

I didn't mention Ariel because I honestly don't know what to classify her as.

Surely I'm not calm enough to be stuck in the middle?!

You are leaning to one side within the middle. My point is that you will not be accepted by any group.

I am not generally accepted by a group anyways

You want to not be accepted in a group? Fine. I will block you on email, not reply to you on here, and never again send you the WCLT.

I never said I didn't want to be excluded from groups, I just usually end up that way for some reason.

You seem to have picked up several recently. But then again, so, apparently, have I.

Iiiiiiiiii have to go. Adios

I will inevitably hear from you tomorrow.

You will (probably) inevitably hear from me every day because I get bored and so I start posting things

I as well.

Friday will, of course, be quieter than usual as I will be in Portland at WinterJam. I would not miss a second of that concert for the world

What about for a world that is a sandwich?

Man, I dunno..... It's a bit of a toss up, but a world of a sandwich isn't a part of my really early birthday present, but the concert is....

Don't you mean very, very, late?