Philosophy, Paradoxes, and Pineapples

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Philosophy, Paradoxes, and Pineapples

Post by ArielDaUnicorn on Thu Nov 12, 2015 11:00 am

If you ate yourself, would you be twice as big, or nonexistent?
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Re: Philosophy, Paradoxes, and Pineapples

Post by ArielDaUnicorn on Thu Nov 12, 2015 11:01 am

Comas are when your consciousness goes on long-term hiatus.
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Re: Philosophy, Paradoxes, and Pineapples

Post by ArielDaUnicorn on Thu Nov 12, 2015 11:01 am

If 50 years ago you told people that there would be only 8 planets in the future, they would think something incredibly exciting would happen.
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Re: Philosophy, Paradoxes, and Pineapples

Post by Cpt. Darth Loki on Thu Nov 12, 2015 11:02 am

Pinocchio says "My nose will grow now!" He is lying, so it would. But then he would be telling the truth.........
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Re: Philosophy, Paradoxes, and Pineapples

Post by Iain Sandwich on Thu Nov 12, 2015 11:49 am

Alexander the Great liked pineapples.
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Re: Philosophy, Paradoxes, and Pineapples

Post by Iain Sandwich on Thu Nov 12, 2015 11:58 am

If you have a ship, and you slowly replace wooden boards and put the old ones in a shed, until the ship is entirely made of new pieces, and then rebuild a ship that looks exactly the same out of the pieces from the shed, which boat is yours?
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