Random Conversations of Greatness

My herd of rabid duct-tape goats raided Skywalker Family Co.'s main facility and stole all of their ice cream and prosthetics.

What kind of ice-cream?

pumpkin

Oh, well, then it's safe from me. I was considering stealing it if it was chocolate of mint or something like that, but since it's pumpkin, don't worry. The only person here who would steal that is my brother.

He can have all of it, it is relatively nasty. However, I will be keeping the peach, peanut butter cup, and egg nog.

I also stole all of their special sandwich variety.

PEANUT BUTTER CUP?!?!? now I want ice cream.... Maybe I can steal some of moms leftover blizzard...

Out of the trash can?

No out of the freezer... Where I am getting lunch from... Which involves toaster waffles... Because I am hungry

Will you make the sacred waffle sandwich?

Yes. It is delicious.

What is on the fabled waffle sandwich?

The only things in my fridge that were waffle worthy: ham and cream cheese

quite unworthy of wafflefication.

I know, but for lack of better things, it was quite good.

The only acceptable ingredients in a waffle sandwich are ketchup, relish, cheddar, and maple syrup.

Unfortunately, we are out of all of those.

I am never out of any. My rabid duct-tape goat wall raids many stores daily.

My goats have not arrived yet, otherwise I would have had an amazing sandwich

Your pre-order will be filled soon, and the shipping will be even faster than regular amazon shippings from Pluto.

Good to know

Yes, your great-grandchildren might even live to receive it.

Perhaps

Unlikely

Uncertain