Disney Haters

Alright, let me put this maturely:
I will kill you

That is not mature and you know it. You may as well change your username now.

You are not mature. You are simply an immature child playing a game. You are delusional. You, the immature child, are "putting on daddy's suit" trying to be mature.
That is not how one becomes mature and you know it.




You are, and probably will never be, mature.

This is not a game. I am permanently mature, and you will never be.

I did not intend to lower to your level sir, but as I have no one to talk to except my dog, I suppose I must.

we didn't precious... no, normales is a liar... and a thief.... he doesn't have any friendses... no... no one likes him........

I have lied at some point, but so have you. I have stolen something at some point, but so have you. I don't have any friends, but I didn't before becoming mature. You have made no points save that you clearly care nothing for the dangers of plagiarism.

we don't careses precious... not at all... we are not in dangeres... he threatens us precious... but it does not work on smeagol, gollum gollum.... no, he betrayed us... yes.. master betrayed his smeagol... sent poor smeagol to monkey snakes...

You are not Gollum, you plagiarizing immature child. Stop acting like it.

money snakes does not speakses in our voices right precious.... she does not understandses how so she is an imposter... yes... Gollum gollum

Now you are legitimately spouting nonsense.

AND WHAT EXACTLY IS THS MATURITY NONSENSE YOU ARE SPEWING? I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT IS NOT CONCIEVABLY POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO BE MATURE.

How is it that you received this false information? I am, and always will be, mature and normal.

*sigh*
this sucks
I'm bored
No one quite as weird as I am will talk to me
No one quite as weird as me exists
heh
heheh
HEh
HEHEHEH
"There are no men like me"
Hehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I hate mature creatures
Darn you Sandwich

If you are bored, why did you ever leave maturity? Did you not leave so as to have, supposedly, more fun with your nonexistent weird friends? Clearly, you are just as friendless as I.

I'd rather be friendless than bored to death, I am capable of having fun by myself. I am used to being rather friendless

And what "fun" activities are you involved in currently?

talking myself out of murder

"out of murder"...Yet more nonsense. I suspected you would at least be stabbing a voodoo doll of me repeatedly or something to that effect, you boring, immature, childish, friendless partial human.

I may be stabbing a voodoo doll, perhaps I'm just talking myself out of killing you with it.

Even you are not immature enough to believe that a voodoo doll will work. You may as well eat it.

I'll eat you, I do need lunch....cannibalism would both dispose of you and my hunger....

You do not know where I live.

I have ways, the school directory for example.

Where do I live then?

I never mind, I suppose "mature" people are a bit chewy..