Philosophy, Paradoxes, and Pineapples

If you ate yourself, would you be twice as big, or nonexistent?

Comas are when your consciousness goes on long-term hiatus.

If 50 years ago you told people that there would be only 8 planets in the future, they would think something incredibly exciting would happen.

Pinocchio says "My nose will grow now!" He is lying, so it would. But then he would be telling the truth.........

Alexander the Great liked pineapples.

If you have a ship, and you slowly replace wooden boards and put the old ones in a shed, until the ship is entirely made of new pieces, and then rebuild a ship that looks exactly the same out of the pieces from the shed, which boat is yours?