Random Conversations of Greatness

I know that you, as an immature child, are perfectly fine with that, but if you ever do grow up intellectually, you will regret the foolish decisions you made earlier in your life.

I regret nothing!

You however, will regret your decision to become mature as no one likes it and you will become friendless.

I had no friends before, so this will hardly change anything negatively. As for nobody liking it, the only people who have expressed disapproval are you and Elliott, who are not representative of ACE or the wider world.

Well you certainly are not a very desirable acquaintance in your current attitude

Was I ever a desirable acquaintance for anyone? Now, I may be able to be a desirable acquaintance for more intellectually mature people than yourself.

Well now I have to find another weirdo who can keep up pointless, stupid conversations.

Good luck. Rhetoric is relatively small, and you are now the weirdest person at ACE. Perhaps this ridiculousness will finally slow to a stop.

Never

Perhaps now you must create another account in order to talk to someone weirdly.

The ongoing jokes with the chocolate are also immensely immature, and thus will now cease to continue.

Somebody's got a CRUUUUuuuuuuUUUUUSSHHHH

Obviously that is immature, but I cannot not respond to this or you will think that I am avoiding it.

That in itself is avoiding it. HA!

I am so gonna regret getting caught up in this. Somebody wish me luck.

I know, but in that case, there is no way to avoid it, therefore there is no not avoiding it either. As my immature self would say, "HA!", but now I realize that that is stupid and plagiarizing.

Why not leave now? It would help you not go as fully immaturely insane as LeCompte and, evidently, Elliott.

Nah

Well, you cannot suck me back into the nonsense. I am not having fun replying to all of you, I am simply trying to keep this ridiculously immature situation from spiraling too far out of control.

Well I'm having fun watching you react to everything

Well then, good for you. However, you are being forced to repeatedly come up with something resembling substance, which I am sure is straining your immature, childish brain, as I said that I will no longer reply to the nonsense on which you have built your life.

One could say your compulsive reactions are "immature"

Oh really? Would you like me to stop?

It is straining it. I'm falling apart at the seams!

That you are not, but hopefully you will soon run out of things to say, and the river of immature forum conversation will run dry.

Let it goooo
Let it gooo
Turn away and stop pressing SEND

I don't care
What you're trying to say
Immaturity rage onnnn
It really never bothered me anyway

Before Mr. Maturity questions my intent, no, I had no point in writing any of that. Other than to flaunt my apparent immaturity.